Romeo's Love Life

Goodness gracious! So much to say such little time. The other day young Romeo came to visit me and he was as jumpy with joy as a young jackrabbit in the spring. He said he had forgotten about Rosaline and the love he had felt for her, and oh was I pleased. He is far to young to be worried about such problems. But alas, my joy was lost as soon as it was found. Romeo was in love again, and with a Capulet of all people! This isn't the worst of it, he wanted ME to marry them! Me?! Marry two young lovers from feuding families?! So, obviously, I was in an extreme state of shock and I refused to do so. I would be killed in a most greusome way if I was to marry them and their families would simply call off the marriage and my work would be for not. Suddenly, a thought came to mind. Feuds similar in nature to the Capulets and Montagues have been ended and quickly forogtten with a few simple vows. If these young lovers were married... I could end this catastrophe. I would be known as the great hero that put a stop to the ever fighting Capulets and Montagues. So, putting their family differences aside for love, I agreed to join them in marriage. Tommorrow they will be wed and the fighting will finally cease.